"Congratulations", featuring "Eremita inserto, ou um phd procrastinador"

Adaptámos um pouco a letra da célebre canção de Cliff Richard, esse senhor productor de vinho e adepto da IURDE, ao dia-a-dia de um bolseiro de doutoramento:

Versão original:
"Congratulations
And celebrations
When I tell everyone that you’re in love
With me,
Congratulations
And jubilations
I want the world to know I’m happy as can be."

Versão adaptada:
"Procrastination
And desperation
When everyone tell me I have one year left
Of my phd,
Procrastination
And consternation
When all those people shouting and pointing the finger is me."